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SANTANA: Yeah, mine is better.
SANTANA: Down, girl. We aren't going to put on a lesbian show for a pervert. You want him to get off on it or something?
RACHEL: You weren't supposed to agree with me. You were supposed to say "Aw Rachel don't say that, you have a really nice butt" or something among those lines.
RACHEL: Okay, you have a point there. And I can wait until we're alone. I'm not too thrilled by public displays of affection, especially when there are possible predators around. Are you here yet?

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SANTANA: Uh, yeah it does. Because leggings still show off your ass. Which is incredible.
SANTANA: Shut up and get me a double shot.
RACHEL: Why thank you. And while I do agree that I have a nice behind, I like yours is better.
RACHEL: Make me.

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SANTANA: First of all, your safety. Second, it probably is /that/ short.
SANTANA: You are not saying goodbye.
SANTANA: Yes. In a trenchcoat. Hold tight.
RACHEL: I have leggings too, so the length of my skirt shouldn't really be a problem. It's not really my fault if people and/or possible predators stare.
RACHEL: Thank you, princess ;)

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SANTANA: What are you wearing? Of course they go to Starbucks. Who doesn't go to Starbucks?
SANTANA: Which Starbucks? I'm going on break.
RACHEL: Are you asking because you're scared for my safety or because you want to know? But I'm wearing boots, the long ones, a black skirt that I should mention it isn't /that/ short, and a white blouse with black dots and a black jacket to match.
RACHEL: Lots of people don't go to Starbucks. It's not my first choice either, because I was craving almond milk but this was the closest, and now I'm possibly about to be abducted by a creepy looking guy in his 40s. This is tragic, but I needed to say goodbye first. You know, just in case.
RACHEL: Liberty Plaza.
RACHEL: Are you going to come rescue me and be my princess in shiny armor?

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RACHEL: Um, babe? Remember that one time in High School when you told me I dressed like one of the baits they use in To Catch A Predator? I think I am in the presence of one. Or maybe it's just me being paranoid.
RACHEL: Do predators even go to Starbucks?
RACHEL: If I don't respond in the next ten minutes, please call 911.

Anonymous asked: guys come back :(

we’re here! kinda. not really. 

but you’ll be happy to know that by now rachel and santana are probably living together and being domestic and super cute.

ps. santana owns a spiderman onesie.

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SANTANA: It's just money? And I want to see you.
RACHEL: Yes, and you need money to survive. But alright, I won't exactly argue because I miss you. I'll see you soon.

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SANTANA: I can take a cab to you.
RACHEL: I want to see you, but don't want you to spend money.

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SANTANA: Why not tonight?
RACHEL: It's late, I am not walking there and I won't let you pay for a cab either. Let me take you out tomorrow.

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SANTANA: Quick question. Are your legs broken or are mine?
RACHEL: No.